How students of english faculty spend their holida

[Gość: fibi]

I have a question. I suppose that students of english faculty want to go to
England to spend their summer holidays there and to improve their english.
But how to do so? Are such "events" organized by someone( university or
sth ) and where shall I search for such oferts?

[Gość: kidslayer]

nothing easier. just get packed, get on a coach (or a plane). once you've reached the border and come
face to face with the immigrant officer, tell him sth like this:

what are looking at, you pin-headed prick? you're holding me up, jack. let me thru that fucking border, will
you?

when the officer's face turns red, just smile and say 'are you trying to stop me? what a pity. look asshole,
this is my Golden Visa, but I'll have to spend my bread somewhere else and will let the Frogs rip me off
and make a nice profit on me."

Think it's idiotic? It isn't, unfortunatelly. As long as you can prove your above-average material status by
showing him your Golden Visa, anything goes and it is absolutely out of question whether you will be
permitted to enter uk or not.
sad but true.

as for univ-organised trips - haven't got a clue. go and ask someone, like the head of our Dep - Mrs.
Emma Harris - she's a nice and helping woman who does care. Or any other of the staff - they're really ok
in most cases.

good luck
and
bon voyage