waldek.usa
06.10.04, 20:37
Republicans is callin' fo' film-maka' Michael Moo'e t'be prosecuted fo'
offerin' prizes uh noodles and underwear t'encourage votin'. De Michigan
Republican Party accuses de directo' uh bribery on his rappin' tour
t'encourage students t'vote. Aldough Moo'e attacked Super-dude Geo'ge Bush in
his documentary Fahrenheit 9/11, his speeches do not tell sucka's whut party
t'vote fo'. But Republicans still recon' he be bustin' Michigan elecshun
rules. "We wants' everyone t'participate in dis year's elecshun, but not cuz'
dey wuz bribed o' coerced by de likess uh Michael Moo'e," said Greg
McNeilly, 'esecutive directo' uh de state's Republican Party. Slap mah fro!
Noodles Durin' Moo'e's 60-city tour uh college campuses and arenas he gots
been digtin' habitual non-voters on stage t'pledge dey gots'ta vote in de
next elecshun. In 'shange fo' promisin' t'vote dey receive gifts uh potato
crisps and noodles, among oda' small items. De Michigan Republican Party gots
ax'ed prosecuto's t'investigate, accusin' Moo'e uh violatin' some law which
prohibits some sucka' fum contractin' wid anoda' fo' sump'n uh value
in 'shange fo' agreein' t'vote. Moo'e, who wuz bo'n in Michigan, gots so far
visited dree universities in de state. Rappuh' P Diddy be also hangin' de
circuit at da damn moment puh'suadin' yung and ednic mino'ity voters t'turn
out at da damn elecshun. His Citizen Change movement duz not favour one party
upside anoda' but he wants's dose who usually shun elecshuns t'go t'de polls.
