Holiday blaaaah

[ynvme]

I don't know about y'all but Christmas, it seems to me, is that very special
holiday when we take a break from our hectic everyday lives to spend quality
time with our loved ones, rediscovering all the reasons why we don't
actually .... live with them.

Christmas is not merely a time of eating until we are big fat bloated
carbohydrate balloons lying motionless on the sofa watching the Detroit Lions
while actual gravy oozes from our pores. Christmas is also a time of giving
thanks for the fact that the malls are open on Sunday - which happens to be
the day after Christams - otherwise, we'd have to spend another day cooped up
with our loved ones, not to mention toxic levels of leftovers, and the number
of domestic drumstick assaults would be even higher than it is.

So my friends, what is your take on the holiday season and did it change with
age? If so, did your mother-in-law have anything to do with it?

my ex-girlfriend's mother

[Gość: lufcik]

My ex-girlfriend's mother said to her just before last Christmas, "Your
boyfriend is such a jerk that I would be delighted to be his mother-in-law."