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Kia: “Hey guys. We’re thinking about making a coupe and wagon
version of the Optima. You guys are all experienced automakers. We
need an expert’s opinion. What do you think?”

Mercedes-Benz: “Wtf? How did u get that kind of power out of a 4
cylinder?”

Honda: “This isn’t going to sell. It’s not ugly enough. You guys
should wait til next generation and make the car uglier. THEN make
different versions of it. And make a hybrid version that gets worse
gas mileage than the normal one.”

BMW: “That’s a good start. But you should make a new car that’s a
coupe and SUV combined, then combine that with the optima and call
it an optima GT. But don’t make the optima GT look like the normal
one at all. Then make a convertible version of the Optima. Then make
high performance versions of all of those and charge 50K. Then make
a hybrid version that gets bad mpg and make it also cost 50K.”

Audi: “Sure. Don’t waste time making them look different though.
Change the LED pattern and that’s enough. And the grille should be
triple that size.”

Toyota: “What’s a coupe? Never heard of that before. Anyway, make
sure the pedals and floor mats work.”

Porsche: “Sounds good. Let me look through the options list. ….wtf?!
Why do you guys charge so little? How do you guys even make money
off of this? ”

GM: “Just badge engineer the Genesis coupe. I’m pretty sure they
won’t be able to tell the difference. If it doesn’t sell, don’t
worry. The South Korean government should loan you money.”

Ford: ^ “What a dumbass.”